Waiters
I’m not a very good waiter . No, I don’t mean the kind that brings out the food at a nice restaurant. Some of you have witnessed me nearly knocking over the lit baptismal candle during a ceremony by clipping the base with my size 16 shoes. Me delivering a platter of glassware and hot food is just plain asking for trouble. I’m talking about being a wait-er: someone who has trouble waiting. I often find myself waiting for the next thing in life to arrive. And by the time it does, I’m impatiently waiting for the next thing to happen. Waiting for warm days to finally arrive. Waiting for my kids' activities to wrap up for the season. Waiting for my mustache to grow in how I’d like it to look (as a living tribute to Val Kilmer’s portrayal of Doc Holliday in the 1993 film Tombstone ). And by the time those things finally do arrive, I’m on to waiting for something else. As the saying goes, “the watched kettle never boils.” How about you? I once heard...